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Fri Nov 8 4:53 pm  #31


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"Ruger is coming out with a new pistol in honor of Senators and Representatives. It will be named the "Congressman". It doesn't work and you can't fire it." - - Anonymous


A government which robs Peter to
pay Paul can always depend on
the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw
 

Tue Nov 19 11:12 am  #32


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It takes electricity to charge an "electric" car.  Whattaya do when the power is out?!!

Good grief, people are nutz. https://image.vuukle.com/5d5f6784-f96d-4993-bc6a-9fe023ab837c-5fd97e1b-d5c1-4890-8fb8-6440cf3789b6
  


A government which robs Peter to
pay Paul can always depend on
the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw
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Mon Dec 2 1:47 pm  #33


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Man comes into this world naked, screaming and hungry.  From there, things just get worse.
 


A government which robs Peter to
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the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw
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Thu Dec 5 10:29 am  #34


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"Spying on Trump is fair game.  Investigating Joe Biden is off limits."

Hmmmmmm . . . I guess that's fair, from a democrap POV.  They DO have dual standards, it seems.


A government which robs Peter to
pay Paul can always depend on
the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw
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Thu Mar 12 11:16 am  #35


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Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.  
- Doug Larson

************   WHY DO ALL MY QUOTES "PAGES" KEEP DISAPPEARING????  AT ONE TIME I HAD AT LEAST 5 PAGES OF QUOTES HERE.  NONE OF MY OTHER SUBJECTS SEEM TO BE LIMITED AS TO HOW MANY PAGES I CAN HAVE.  WHAT'S UP WITH THIS???

NO ONE EVER TOLD ME, AND IT WASN'T ON THE RULES PAGE, THAT EACH SUBJECT WOULD ONLY BE ALLOWED TO HAVE SO MANY PAGES WHEN I STARTED THIS FORUM.  I HAVE LOST SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MANY QUOTES I WANTED TO SAVE, IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY.  PISSES ME OFF, ACTUALLY.

STOP DOING THAT, MODERATORS .............CAN YOU PLEASE FIND THEM AND RE-POST ALL OF MY PAGES?????


A government which robs Peter to
pay Paul can always depend on
the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw
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Sun Mar 15 8:36 am  #36


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"If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need."  - Cicero


A government which robs Peter to
pay Paul can always depend on
the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw
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Sun Mar 15 1:49 pm  #37


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"My wife is focused on plant-based foods/meals now.  I think this one is poison ivy".  (From todays comic strip section)

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Too funny!  

This is why my husband would never allow plant based "butter" or anything else plants are being substituted for these days.  Are we all just about as ridiculous as possible now??  YES, I believe we are.


A government which robs Peter to
pay Paul can always depend on
the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw
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Fri Mar 20 9:55 am  #38


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All the savages weren't Indians.- Anon


A government which robs Peter to
pay Paul can always depend on
the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw
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Wed Apr 15 11:15 am  #39


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You cannot do all of the good the world needs, but the world needs all of the good you can do. - Unknown


A government which robs Peter to
pay Paul can always depend on
the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw
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Tue May 12 12:04 pm  #40


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You cannot have liberty OR justice without having some pride.  Not possible.  - - UNKNOWN


A government which robs Peter to
pay Paul can always depend on
the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw
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Fri May 15 4:57 pm  #41


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"When you tear out a man's tongue, you are not proving him a liar. You're only telling the world you fear what he might say."  - - Author Unknown


A government which robs Peter to
pay Paul can always depend on
the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw
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Sun May 17 10:16 am  #42


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" . . . done astutely, totalitarianism is hardly noticed.

The founder of this philosophy was that rascal, Abe Lincoln. As we have all heard in what has become almost a cliche, he said, “You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can’t fool all of the people all of the time.” He wisely did not add, “…but you can fool enough of the people enough of the time.” " - - - Fred Reed

Abe Lincoln was NOT the "hero" most people think of him as being.  You have to dig a little to find out the information but in all honesty, he was a detriment to this country, far from being a hero. 

Do some searching and you will, to you astonishment, find that this is true. 

One writer who has tried to get the information out is Tom DiLorenzo, but there are others down through history who have tried, as well.  People are hard to convince, however, but they didn't (in the beginning months) believe this 'corona virus crap' was going to be a takeover effort either, but that's exactly what it is.  We are always the most vulnerable when we are the least aware . . . https://cdn.boardhost.com/emoticons2/devil.png


A government which robs Peter to
pay Paul can always depend on
the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw
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Mon May 18 1:15 pm  #43


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"When societies lose their freedom, it is not ordinarily because autocrats or tyrants have forcibly taken it away.  It is usually the result of the population willingly surrendering their freedom in return for protection against an external threat.  While the threat is oftentimes real, it is invariably exaggerated."

I don't know where I got this quote, but it's a good one, especially right now with what's going on in the world.
 


A government which robs Peter to
pay Paul can always depend on
the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw
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Thu May 28 2:21 pm  #44


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"Today, instead of the banks being held up and robbed, it is a case of the banks robbing their customers." - - Unknown


A government which robs Peter to
pay Paul can always depend on
the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw
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Mon Jun 1 12:57 pm  #45


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Rioting is only a couple of letters away from rotting, but eventually they mean the same thing.

Pun for the day, direct from my brain.  https://cdn.boardhost.com/emoticons2/nerd.png


A government which robs Peter to
pay Paul can always depend on
the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw
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Fri Jun 5 12:29 pm  #46


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I don't remember who wrote this, or maybe I never really knew who said it or wrote it.  That's what happens when you have a stroke, the memory - - it goes. 

But this would be good to remember in the current times especially.

"The worst an honest man can do is to make an honest mistake."

 


A government which robs Peter to
pay Paul can always depend on
the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw
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Fri Jun 12 9:09 am  #47


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Heard this on some old western program I was watching yesterday and thought it was appropriate - - especially for the current, and craziest, of times.

The promise of power can be terrible.

Simple words, BIG meaning.  And you KNOW who's looking for power (in the world) don't you?  We've referred to them as Reds for many years, centuries even.  As a child I thought it referred to the color of their skin (and I'm not talking about redskins - like Indians of the past either) but red like blood.  And, too, sometimes people called them yellow-skinned devils.

In my book, either of those referrals is correct.


A government which robs Peter to
pay Paul can always depend on
the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw
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Wed Jun 17 12:46 pm  #48


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"A gun is like a parachute.  If you need one and don't have one, you'll probably never need one again."  - Anonymous


A government which robs Peter to
pay Paul can always depend on
the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw
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Fri Jun 26 5:08 pm  #49


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Never use money to measure wealth.


A government which robs Peter to
pay Paul can always depend on
the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw
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Wed Jul 1 1:19 pm  #50


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If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything.


A government which robs Peter to
pay Paul can always depend on
the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw
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Mon Jul 6 5:41 pm  #51


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"  “The children who comprise this vaccine-injured generation are now aging out of schools that needed to build quiet rooms and autism wings, install wobble chairs, hire security guards and hike special ed spending to 25% to accommodate them. They are landing on the social safety net which they threaten to sink. … The good news for Big Pharma, of course, is that many of these vaccine-injured children have lifelong dependencies on unaffordable blockbuster drugs like insulin, Adderall, anti-psychotic drugs, Epi-Pens, asthma inhalers, and diabetes, arthritis, and anti-seizure meds made by the same companies that made the vaccines.”  " Robert F. Kennedy, Jr


A government which robs Peter to
pay Paul can always depend on
the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw
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Mon Jul 20 2:22 pm  #52


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Trump knows: If you're not using the media, they're using you.  That's why he speaks out as candidly as he does, otherwise, of course, the journalistic apes would portray him as "too timid" or "not forceful enough" or one of their other dumb assumptions.  ANYTHING as long as it's not the truth.


A government which robs Peter to
pay Paul can always depend on
the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw
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Wed Sep 2 3:23 pm  #53


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No wonder it's called Twitter.

Everyone who posts there is a twit.  EVERYONE.

I just looked at a couple of things online (through another site which had used twitter "ads") and the stuff they say on there is just disgusting and juvenile.  I'm glad I never joined there or at fakebook's "screaming me me" diatribes.


A government which robs Peter to
pay Paul can always depend on
the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw
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Fri Sep 4 6:40 pm  #54


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This was taken from my church cookbook.

PRESERVED CHILDREN

1 lg field
half a dozen children
2 or 3 small dogs
a bunch of pebbles and a pinch of brook

Mix the children and dogs well together; put them on the field, stirring constantly.  Pour the brook over the pebbles, sprinkle the field with wildflowers; spread over all a deep blue sky and bake in the sun.  When brown, set away to cool in the bathtub.


A government which robs Peter to
pay Paul can always depend on
the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw
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Tue Sep 8 4:50 pm  #55


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This is my personal opinion, keep that in mind!

People are NOT sick FROM corona, they're sick OF corona!  We're sick to death of hearing about this and reading about it 24/7.  It's just gone over the top and people with any sense at all are just SO DONE with it all.

 


A government which robs Peter to
pay Paul can always depend on
the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw
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Thu Sep 10 3:57 pm  #56


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Never more true than right now in our history.

"The people have the power, all we have to do is awaken that power in the people. The people are unaware. They’re not educated to realize that they have power. The system is so geared that everyone believes the government will fix everything. We are the government.”  - John Lennon

Last edited by Debrah (Thu Sep 10 3:59 pm)


A government which robs Peter to
pay Paul can always depend on
the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw
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Sun Oct 4 2:30 pm  #57


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Somehow, life doesn't seem very ha-ha funny anymore.  I probably will not be posting at this part of the site anymore. 

Oh, life is funny all right, just not laughingly funny.  America has turned a very dark corner.


A government which robs Peter to
pay Paul can always depend on
the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw
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Fri Oct 9 10:49 am  #58


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A whole collection of Mark Twain's famous quotes.  Some of these I had forgotten!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuvUwYTQr-w&feature=emb_rel_end


A government which robs Peter to
pay Paul can always depend on
the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw
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Fri Oct 16 4:05 pm  #59


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Most people are a combination of hot air and bad whisky.


A government which robs Peter to
pay Paul can always depend on
the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw
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Tue Oct 20 8:17 am  #60


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Direct quote from The Babylon Bee (I found this at another article I was reading because I've never read anything at the Babylon Bee - - but maybe I should start!)


"Health Experts Now Recommend Maximizing Social Distance By Attending A Biden Rally"

https://t.co/4sg44XvqIB
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee)
October 19, 2020


A government which robs Peter to
pay Paul can always depend on
the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw
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