I love this!!

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A SENIOR'S VERSION OF FACEBOOK

For those of my generation who do not, and cannot, comprehend why facebook exists: I am trying to make friends outside of facebook using the same principles. Therefore, every day I walk down the street and tell passers-by what I have eaten, how I feel at the moment, what I have done the night before, what I will do later and with whom. I give them pictures of my family, pictures of my dog, pictures of me gardening, taking things apart in the garage, watering the lawn, standing in front of landmarks, driving around town, having lunch, and doing what everybody does every day. I also listen to their conversations, give them "thumbs up", and tell them I "like" them. And it works just like facebook. I already have 4 people following me: 2 police officers, a private investigator and a psychiatrist.

Last edited by Debrah (April 11, 2018 9:42 pm)