Plant a Montgomery Spruce
They're sorta like a miniature Colorado Blue Spruce. Perfect for the area of the country where I live (zone 4, edging zone 3!).
https://www.gardeningknowhow.com/ornamental/trees/colorado-blue-spruce/montgomery-spruce-care.htm
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