I like Fred Reed but he really went all-out with this article.  It's so much fun to read, I hope he does a couple more like this in the near future.  We could all use a little levity in our lives right now.

Some parts of it I had to read twice in order to get his "drift" but it's really good reading.  Check it out.

https://www.lewrockwell.com/2020/08/fred-reed/big-orlys-diary-and-the-crumpler-report/

I don't know why the link is titled the way it is, but the name of the actual article is "The View from Up the Holler".  It must be part of a bigger collection of his, or something.