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March 24, 2025 8:37 pm  #1


Hope your funnybone can take this

This is from the end of 2024, historic for its election which was all but handed to Trump on a silver platter, thank God.

Some of this is so outrageous because it's so stunningly stupid.  These people were really in charge of something?  Nah, not really.  And they didn't WANT to be in charge, clearly.

https://www.hsgac.senate.gov/wp-content/uploads/FESTIVUS-REPORT-2024.pdf


A government which robs Peter to
pay Paul can always depend on
the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw
 

March 24, 2025 8:44 pm  #2


Re: Hope your funnybone can take this

Here's the part I REALLY wanted to highlight.

This is quoted from Rand Paul's festivus report (above).
=12pt=11pt"Every Wednesday, I highlight an area of government waste uncovered by my team and me. Recently, I shined a light on the Department of Agriculture which spent $20 million to advance fertilizer use abroad. =12pt=11pt[color=#000000 !important] [/color]You can read more about the waste that your government spent your hard earned tax dollars on HERE."


A government which robs Peter to
pay Paul can always depend on
the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw
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March 24, 2025 8:45 pm  #3


Re: Hope your funnybone can take this

But remember, THEY DON'T LIKE COWS because they fart (as if the people who wrote this DON'T fart!!!).  All of a sudden they like COWSHIT though.  Imagine that.


A government which robs Peter to
pay Paul can always depend on
the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw
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March 24, 2025 8:57 pm  #4


Re: Hope your funnybone can take this

AND you can add this stuff to the crock of bullshit we've been hearing about lately.  Utter and complete bullshit is making the rounds.  Good stuff from Jon today!

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"And it’s Trump and Musk. BEFORE, it was OK. It was, well, quiet. Sleepy Joe was at the wheel.Federal computers were silently spitting out gigantic sums of unaccountable money invented out of digits and thin air. Billions (maybe more) were going to NGOs where fat cats were pocketing chunks of the dough for themselves and piecing off programs designed to create more transgenders and DEIs. The whole federal bureaucracy was a JOBS PROGRAM. But it was done quietly, and we didn’t have to know about it or think about it. The Dept. of Education was creating mass illiteracy. But WE didn’t have to send OUR kids to THOSE schools. So we could ignore the system, which really just existed so money could be justified. Money flowing to pretend institutions of learning.NOW all of a sudden men running the government are LOUD. We can’t have that.Smooth universal corruption is OK. If Trump and Musk are snatching a few big business deals for themselves on the side, that’s horrible. Before, it was quite all right because it was in the background. Secret thieves feasting off that invented government money didn’t make a lot of noise..."

Yes sir, this is our AMERICAN gubmint for you.  Swell, huh?  Why is all this crap all right for the goose but never for the gander?  The party TRYING to fix things always takes the blame.  WHY is that?


A government which robs Peter to
pay Paul can always depend on
the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw
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