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"IF FRED IS 64 and his girlfriend is 23, how much money does he have"??
MY question would be "how much VIAGRA does he have on hand and how much will it take to kill him, if he has a woody for 56 hours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You don't ease your own pain by hurting someone else.
A government which robs Peter to
pay Paul can always depend on
the support of Paul. -- George Bernard Shaw
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Some of these are just fantastic. Totally hilarious!!
Sept 1st already, can you believe it???
A government which robs Peter to
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I didn't wear glasses until I was 56 years old and I still hate them and now I'm 71. 
2 cataract surgeries later I thought I could be without glasses but I'm still needing them. Hmmmm................
A government which robs Peter to
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OMG !!! THIS IS HILARIOUS (and true).
But, but, but . . . price GAUGING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stoopid COMMALA. The only prices anyone is really concerned about besides food is gas & oil products right now. Commala has no friggin' clue. I think she should have said price GOUGING. That's how ridiculously stupid she is about life in general. "Oh timmy, hold my hand . . . " (oh barf).
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I don't know who said this for sure but ain't it the truth?
"Kamala can't sell herself as a new way forward . . .
'Ma'am, you've been vice president for almost four years."
She ain't exactly considered "NEW" and her ideas are even worse and they're not NEW either. They're old, worn out things that have been tried over the past centuries and they didn't work THEN, either. Heh!! 
She is a stupid ass.
A government which robs Peter to
pay Paul can always depend on
the support of Paul. -- George Bernard Shaw
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