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"IF FRED IS 64 and his girlfriend is 23, how much money does he have"??
MY question would be "how much VIAGRA does he have on hand and how much will it take to kill him, if he has a woody for 56 hours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You don't ease your own pain by hurting someone else.
A government which robs Peter to
pay Paul can always depend on
the support of Paul. -- George Bernard Shaw
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Some of these are just fantastic. Totally hilarious!!
Sept 1st already, can you believe it???
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I didn't wear glasses until I was 56 years old and I still hate them and now I'm 71. 
2 cataract surgeries later I thought I could be without glasses but I'm still needing them. Hmmmm................
A government which robs Peter to
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OMG !!! THIS IS HILARIOUS (and true).
But, but, but . . . price GAUGING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stoopid COMMALA. The only prices anyone is really concerned about besides food is gas & oil products right now. Commala has no friggin' clue. I think she should have said price GOUGING. That's how ridiculously stupid she is about life in general. "Oh timmy, hold my hand . . . " (oh barf).
A government which robs Peter to
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I don't know who said this for sure but ain't it the truth?
"Kamala can't sell herself as a new way forward . . .
'Ma'am, you've been vice president for almost four years."
She ain't exactly considered "NEW" and her ideas are even worse and they're not NEW either. They're old, worn out things that have been tried over the past centuries and they didn't work THEN, either. Heh!! 
She is a stupid ass.
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QUOTE FROM the Patrick Wood website on 10-20-24
"Propaganda traffics in lies, misinformation, inflammatory language, and other negative communications to achieve an objective related to a cause, goal or political agenda." - George Washington University
Good stuff!
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This whole subject DISAPPEARED FROM MY FORUM until I went looking and found it and put it back! This is unbelievable.
Anyway, here's your thought for the day (quoted from Eugyppius site, what a great find!).
"Every time anybody tries to do anything sensible, a whole swarm of activists and judges collude to explain why you have to resign yourself to national suicide instead."
I do not understand why these people are against being sensible. Boy, we can't get rid of that mouth black Jasmine whats-her-name fast enough to suit me. She is trouble with a capital T. She is constantly stirring the pot, just like the witch that she is. 🧙🏿 👩🏿
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You'd be surprised how much money you can make by exploiting the undocumented immigrant market. You know, picking our fruit, shingling our roofs, taking jobs as garbage men, etc.
THAT is the clarion call of the democrap party who are actually fighting with republicans to KEEP the immigrants in this country - - - mostly to do jobs that THEY don't want to do and now they've got a few guys like Thomas Massie on their side. These guys love money more than people, that much is obvious.
When my grandparents came to this country from Sweden and Germany, they had to come in through Grand Central Station and they were scared shitless they might be sent back to their home countries. Nowadays, the gubmint welcomes them in and ol' "shit in his pants" (Nadler) is fighting the hardest, and NOW HE HAS DECIDED TO RETIRE FROM CONGRESS BEFORE THEY DO AN AUDIT ON HIS PERSONAL INCOME. I have the feeling Trump will audit whoever the hell he WANTS to audit. That's why Piglosi stashes her money over in Italy and plans to move there. GOOD RIDDANCE YOU WRINKLE FACED OLD SHITBAG!
I wanna know how a congressperson goes from a $125,000 per year salary to money in their bank accounts totaling well over millions and millions of dollars, (like Nazi Nannzi Piglosi). Don't their SIGNIFICANT OTHERS ever get suspicious that there is an endless amount of money to spend? Obviously they have no personal relationship with their spouse.
A government which robs Peter to
pay Paul can always depend on
the support of Paul. -- George Bernard Shaw
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