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August 3, 2017 2:51 am  #1


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STANDARD DISCLAIMER FOR IDIOTS (but it protects us from damn near anything!)

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This supersedes all previous notices

I might also add:

This post is a natural product.
The slight variations in spelling and grammar enhance its
individual character and beauty,
and is, in no way, to be considered flawed or defective.

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Jesus is the Bread of Life.
Without the Bread of Life,
You're TOAST
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The best safeguard, second only to abstinence, is the use of a condom. Possible penalties for early withdrawal.

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Another "add-on" Disclaimer, just to help cover our butts!

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