It's no goddamned wonder why sex is on the minds of all these creepy men, all the NEWS ever talks about is hard-on pills, etc.  I have only been awake for about 45 minutes and I've already seen 4 commercials for this type of crap.  

And if they aren't talking about it, politicians like Platner are on tv showing us his "white towel" moment.  I DON'T WANNA SEE IT.  NOT EVER AGAIN.