. . . except, of course, he had to screw it up by adding in something stupid about Trump in the last line of the article, so I left it out.  If you want to see what it is you'll have to sign up for his "SUBSCRIPTION ONLY" crap.  I don't subscribe to anything online so I refuse to pay to read someone else's words.

But this starts out as a hilarious article even though he screws is up, which is usual for Jon.

Breaking: Joe Biden will coach the NY Giants! 
Jon Rappoport
April 24, 2025  

We all thought Trump’s Inauguration and first 100 days was the biggest story in America.And it was.But the new Presidency has been overshadowed by the announcement that former President Joe Biden will take the reins of the NFL dumpster fire known as the New York Giants, coming off one of the worst seasons in its fabled history.

Team officials released the following statement:“…With this coaching change, several innovations are immediately possible. Next year, the team will have no set plays. Our players will come to the line of scrimmage having no idea what they’re going to do. This will confound the opposition.”

“Run, pass, kick, who knows? This will free up our coaches, including Mr. Biden, to conduct ongoing real-time checks on the composition of our team. How many black, Hispanic, Pacific Islander, Asian, players? What are the ratios? How many women will we have?”

“We plan to spend and spend more to sign Ukrainian and Israeli and Palestinian and Syrian recruits. Winning will be the natural outcome of DEI policies across the board.”

“We’ll be offering discounted game tickets to undocumented migrants, and our stadium will house several thousand migrants at all times.”

“At least half of our security guards will come from Mexican cartels and former Venezuelan prisoners.”

“To keep our team on its toes and in the present moment, Mr. Biden will have no memory of recent losses. Just as he invoked the ERA Amendment as the Law of the Land—which was never ratified—he will claim we never went down to defeat at the hands of the Eagles or the Commanders, but won those contest by wide margins.”

“In pressers following games, he’ll suddenly snap at reporters for no apparent reason—thus keeping them at bay.”  “From time to time, Mr. Biden will wax poetic about his history as a star quarterback at various colleges. He’ll claim he played key roles in forwarding racial integration of sports teams for which he played.”

“Dr. Jill will handle all medical duties for the Giants. (even though she is NOT a MEDICAL DOCTOR). She’ll carry out sideline treatment of wounds and perform spontaneous surgeries, when necessary, in the medical tent during games. Her assistant, the recently exonerated Anthony Fauci, will make sure all our players are up to date on their vaccinations, including the life-saving useless COVID injections.”

“Mr. Biden is working on securing the services of a brave American transgender player to fill our empty slot at quarterback. This could be a man who is now a woman, or vice versa.”

“2025 is going to be a season of many exciting changes. You’re going to see things you never thought you’d see. As we speak, we’re negotiating with a world famous drag queen to come on board as our field goal kicker. Bring the kids to the games. Our half-time shows will be stunning.”[color=#ffffff !important]Upgrade to paid[/color]Mr. Biden could not be reached for comment. However, the Giants’ new General Manager, George Soros, told me he and Biden are “inspired to take on this challenging leadership role so together we can empty prisons of unfairly convicted innocent Americans.”At the moment, I’m probing rumors that CNN and MSNBC will be employing some of those innocent Americans as on-air talent. And ESPN will hire several no-bail walkers in executive positions.