It would be easier just to . . .
. . . remove California from the American landscape. That state does some of the STUPIDEST, DUMBEST, MOST IDIOTIC THINGS (which is how they ended up with greaseball Gavin).
https://www.westernjournal.com/first-plastic-straws-now-lib-state-moves-ban-single-use-cups-chain-restaurants/
A government which robs Peter to
pay Paul can always depend on
the support of Paul. -- George Bernard Shaw