This forum sells nothing. Nada, zippo, zero, zilch.

We do not provide medical services. Silencio. We talk, we carry on conversations, and we exchange information. That's all, folks!

STANDARD DISCLAIMER FOR IDIOTS (but it protects us from damn near anything!)

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This supersedes all previous notices

I might also add:

This post is a natural product.
The slight variations in spelling and grammar enhance its
individual character and beauty,
and is, in no way, to be considered flawed or defective.

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Jesus is the Bread of Life.
Without the Bread of Life,
You're TOAST
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The best safeguard, second only to abstinence, is the use of a condom. Possible penalties for early withdrawal.

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